where all my beautiful ladies at?
ya’ll should text me.
There is no "U" in awesome.
But there is a ‘me’. More Laughs Here
At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that...
kyoscock: One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.
this is probably the most disappointing birthday...
That awkward moment when someone you don't like...
most-awkward-moments: And you’re like “This spot is taken!” Click here if you’re awkward!
i fucking hate the sound of people eating.
Anonymous asked: where do you go to college?
I've gotten over 100 happy birthday's already.
Cheering up a friend
Other people: Me:
my birthday is in 4.5 hours